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dissapears for like forever
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o3o
yep
school and everything
if you want to contact me
KIK - KYRR33VY
Xbox Live - XxBROKEN GEMxX
Facebook - www.facebook.com/7YL3R.R3V3R8.…
thats about all :/ soo yeah sorry about being inactive for like forever, my computer is like.. dead.. forever
yep
school and everything
if you want to contact me
KIK - KYRR33VY
Xbox Live - XxBROKEN GEMxX
Facebook - www.facebook.com/7YL3R.R3V3R8.…
thats about all :/ soo yeah sorry about being inactive for like forever, my computer is like.. dead.. forever
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im NOT dead .-.
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i wish some others were, but im not dead
my computer is being a piece of shit and refuses to stay on for more than 5 minutes, if it even turns on, dont know when im able to come on, so group messages, and replies are unknown and may go unnoticed, i appopogize for my "hic" family being poor guys, not my fault, actually trying to get a job here.. but my "hic" family wont let me go out and get the application for the job i want..
sincere apologies
~Ty
my computer is being a piece of shit and refuses to stay on for more than 5 minutes, if it even turns on, dont know when im able to come on, so group messages, and replies are unknown and may go unnoticed, i appopogize for my "hic" family being poor guys, not my fault, actually trying to get a job here.. but my "hic" family wont let me go out and get the application for the job i want..
sincere apologies
~Ty
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soooooo
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now i have my hair styled up like markiplier
sooooooo
it now looks like
Credit to the artists for the amazing artwork :'D
-creeps away to play dont starve-
shhhhhhh
let it happen
sooooooo
it now looks like
Credit to the artists for the amazing artwork :'D
-creeps away to play dont starve-
shhhhhhh
let it happen
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Dear Someone..
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Dear Puncakecity ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when When your dog humped my leg As you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That I may pee my pants .I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Haven't showered in a month and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go drown yourself,
~Ty
i am not sorryXD
wasnt wearing underwear o3o , caus, you know, im going to pick my GF up from the airport after a week of being away in france at 11:30, cant wait x3
also... "Haven't showered in a month" is probably true.. that reminds me, if you want the thought, im showering after this<3 :3
How To Do It
Dear (choose a random person) ,
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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... him
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they wander
whats wrong with him
they wander
why he secludes himself
they wander
why he hates himself
they wander
why he has so many scars
they wander
who "they" are
the wander
why he keeps himself alive
they wander
when he will just end it all
they wander
why he is smiling
they wander
how anyone loves him
they wander
thats all they do
but they know..
absolutely nothing about him
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